TOW .... The Haircut ( Part Two)

pls read part one first

So u get the shave .
Get the clean moon .
U look at the mirror . Turn a lil right , then left . No-one incl u have any idea wat u r checking out . But then u have to do it . U always check in the mirror after u get a haircut or shave ... in my case both in the same area !

Then U come out . a new man .
flex ur muscles a lil ... makes u feel like Diesel .... plan to get tattoo done ... and then u r on ur way home .
ur neighbors dont recognize u anymore

" Hey whose that ...wait a min ... Oh my GOd ! isnt tat Mrs Nair's son ?! ... What did he do ? "

And on the way u feel exactly like u felt before . your hands are shaking , u r biting ur nails , ur lips are quivering , u cant gulp ur own spit , ur not easy on ur knees .
Cuz U gotta meet Mrs Nair .

Its not easy to meet ur mother after u get a shave , I tell u . U always have an ambulance and paramedics ready rite outside . Atleast I did . I also put a finger on the peephole . Dint want my mom to see me thru it , faint inside and not open the door . U see i'd jus called the paramedics , not firefighters !

But she survived . Dint die . Infact she took it pretty well . Just a short fever .

Next on , u gotta meet ur friends .
And u can classify their response based on how close they are to u .

The ones that are close respond with a head jerk, rounding eyes and the statement "What the .... Why the ... What did .. " . Exact same words . All of them .

The ones that are not very close always give the side nod .
Thats the protocol .
Guys give the left nod , Girls give the right .
Their statement -" Oh! why ? "

So now u have to come up with reasons :
> I've cancer .
> I turned buddhist .
> I've a head surgery .
"Oh! God , why wats wrong ?" .
Brain tumor , Doc says I shud not stress , so no ques pls .
> I went to tirupati .
" I thot , u were an atheist " .
Ya I'm goin thru some changes .
" See , I always knew u'll come around "
Yeah watever !

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But I really dont get it .
What exactly is the point of having hair again ?
What exactly is it protecting ?
Its not like we are in the ice age !!
Its 40 degrees out there , and u've this blanket of human wool over ur head .
Its like a sweater tats stuck to ur head at all times .

And women must hate hair ?
Thats why they go thru all the torture of putting hot wax on their tender skin and jus ripping it ... OOOOH !....
So on those lines , they shud love guys with no hair !
I've never understood women .

But I personally feel that hair is a vestigial organ .
All must do away with it .
I think , We all are spending too much time grooming it , caring it , combing it , worrying , and asking questions abt it .
I say all humans should shave it .

Come to think of it , it's eventually gonna happen anyways .
Look at Capatian Picard (Patrick Stewart) from star trek . His head was smooth as an apple .
So that means in the furture , hairless ppl are going to lead .

Boy do i have an edge in the future !!

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