TOW .... Eureka!

eureka ! eureka ! ...( whoa ! hold it , am i naked again ?... no , i'm cloaked )... so where were we ? ...ya ...
eureka! eureka! ..I found it !

i've finally found the map to Pharoah Tutunkhamon's treasure ( ya , like I'm going to post it on the net ) , and I've found the secret to happiness ( for unfortunate lesser mortals (unlike me ) who are not planning to dig in egypt)

I guaruntee u tat by the end of the tis article u'll ....either be a very happy person , or will join my suicide cult , or will just end ur own life !
so here we go ...

>>PATH ONE { and no , it has nothing to do with BSNL,Govinda or JetLi }

take admission in an indian engg college .
now , go to college (or if u r a mallu-> ko-ledge), sittin in a bus for 2 hrs , where ur only activity shd be trying not to listen to 'radio mirchi 98.3fm ' {if i ever met tat b!#$%^& marconi ...i will @#$^& !!}
reach college .
sit for 8 hrs on a bench sandwitched between , two blokes . one , the substatiation of taciturnicity itself , the other an inveterate singer .
then, become a member of a gang with enough girls to make sure that the theme of every conversation is "SW#!?NESS " or " CU$@NESS " .
then for 8 hrs straight ...do nothing . and wen I say nothing , i mean NOTHING !! ..(okay , thinking about carmen electra is allowed , but at ur own risk!) .
now come back home in the same bus with a small entertainment break tat involves going through the simulation of craters on the moon { on the old mahabs rd} .
reach home .
switch on the TV and realise that only ppl who have STBs have right to live .
connect to the net (dial-up) . realise again tat only ppl who have broadband have the right to live .
now occupy urself with plans of commmiting suicide .
after one hr , decide against it .
now write blogs and make sure tat others commmit suicide .

repeat this exercise for (365*3 + 366) days { on holidays , substitute the time spent in college with "staring at the wall" activity(or non-activity) }

if u manage to not kill urself , then u'll be enlightened with the "key to happiness".

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But if this path luks tough to u , then relax , because at " Fuddha's " .... everyone is a winner ! so i'm goin to let u in the secret anyways ...
ladies and gentlemen, presenting to u ... behind door no. 3 ... the secret of happiness ....is ...tada ....

" NOT GETTING BORED !! "

yup ! tat ma friend is the true key to happiness .
over the years humans in their quest to maximize their enjoyment function with the least amount of work done (refer , TOW...Laziness) , has self programmed the human-gene to be prolific . . hence , happiness lies in being occupied ... occupied with someting that is productive.
because wen u are not occupied , u are doing nothing , which is a very good thing utill u start thinking . once u start thinking , u realise how much ur life sucks ...from there , the decison to end life is not very far away !

so at the end of the 3-post-long probe into the depths of truth , we've learnt tat :
a) the by-products of boredom , like me writing the article and u redaing it, can cause major disruptions in the neural patterns .
b) the goal of life is to be occupied 24X7 with some fecund activity .