TOW ... Wats Up ?

i think i found it.
3.8 billion years after THE creation , it took jus 4 years for a bored undergrad to find out ... the purpose of life !
it surprises me , tat i'm the first one to figure it out .
cuz every place i go , everywhere , everyday , everytime , everyone seems to be askin the question . THE question .
I've no doubt , tat we were created to find THE answer to THE question .
the most fundamental question .
the final question .
the ONLY question ....

WAT IS UP ?

infact rite from single celled organisms , to duck billed platypus , to apatosauruses and velociraptors , to cows and cats and dogs and mice ... and homo and hetero sapiens ... everyone has been tryin really hard to find the answer to the ULTIMATE QUESTION of LIFE . ( im sorry mr doug adams , i think u got the wrong ques )

the bad news is that, so far no one seems to ve found the answer .

which is why for the past 700 million years .... in the oceans, in the seas, in the skies, in the woods, in prisons, in country pubs, in urban workplaces, in college campuses, on messengers , on orkut .... every time two livin beings meet , they ask one another, in the despearte hope tat the other person mite kno THE answer ... answer to WAT IS UP ?

ever seen a street dog, runnin behind a speeding car, chasin it and barking for no apparent reason ?
wat do u think is it sayin ?
i thik its tired of its meaningless existence and checkin if the driver mite know the answer . THE answer .
"hey! bow wow wow wat , wat , wat is up ? wat is up ? wat ? wat ? wow wow bow wow "

or cows looking at the skies and mooing ?
they are sick of their bovine life , tats why they are lookin up and askin , "wat is up ? wat is up goddamnit !! "

or the silhoutted wolf, wit the huge moon in the background , goin ... whoooooo !
" wats is up u big fat round wite thing ? u must know? wat is UUUUP ? wat ? wat , whaaao, whaaaoooo ..... "

or crows flyin about aimlessly crowin in unison ?
" we are already up ? wat the hell's up ? i cant go any higher ? hey jake do u see anytin here ? do u know wat is up ? "

or snakes hissing ... " hhhhzzsup? hhhhsup? sup? sup? hhhzzzup? hzzz..... "


and i'm guessin once we find THE answer to THE question , we can do away with the other activities we invented to kill time during our search for the truth ; activities more meaningless than life itself , like education-matrimony-religion-wave convolutions etc etc etc .

untill then . keep diggin ...

and oh , now tat we are on the topic ....
note to denizens of the universe : " guys , i do not know THE answer . tell u wat , if i ever find out , i'll call u meself and tell ya . so untill then pls don ask me , everyday of me meaninless life .... wat is up ?"

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