TOW ..... Wats in a Name ?

A : So Kathy screwed up ur life ay ?
B : Totally man !
A : That bitch .
< awkward silence >
A : So how was she ?
B : wat do u mean , how was she ?
A : I mean , u know , was she ... u know !
B : Oh yes she was . When it came to that , she was pretty aggressive .
A : She was . Hey I'm sorry man !
< awkward silence >
A : By the way , her bro's fushin up our lives u know ?
B : He is ? A'rite . Wats his name ?
A : They call him baazy . Real name : Baaz .
B : Baaz ! well tats a funny name . Why do u think they call him tat ?
A : I dont know man , Well why do they call her Kathrina ?
B : True . True .

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So whats with naming these cyclone things ?
What ? Are they supposed to feel we care for them or something !!

In south china sea , the cyclone leader to the others :

" Hey pack it up guys , we negotiated with the govt , they have agreed to treat us like humans .
They have given us a name and everything , so ease it down boys , we are moving west !! "

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What was wrong with plain old : " the cyclone thats going to (and tat never will) hit Chennai " ?
Do we really have to name them ?
And what if the cyclone gets pissed with the name we give them .

Off the coast of Bengal :

" Baaz !! Thats wat they plan to name me ?
Hey I demanded for Shahrukh Khan ! "

" Yes , I'm sorry . We tried , but this is the best we could get . "

" Baaz ?! Thats not even a name !!
Okay tell them I'll settle for BAAZigar .
And they better agree , or dot-dot-dot "

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What's in a name ?
Well , the name is a kind of a projection of the bearer .
If u name someone butch , u know he'll grow up to be a bully .
name someone sandeep , u know he'll grow up to be a smart-sexy person , every girl , hawt girl , is looking for .

One cyclone to another , during a cyclonic-tea-party in the Atlantic :

" Dont u think she was too furious for a Kathrina ?
I dont think she can carry off a Kathrina ?!
Maybe , Althea !! "

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If we keep naming them , maybe they'll also start behaving like humans :

In the deep Pacific , an orthodox cyclone father to his son :

" No El-Nino , U cannot marry Rita !!
Gracias !!
Only Catholic fe-cyclones . Do you understand ?
Our customs are diff from theirs .
Besides Rita destroyed property worth only 3 billion last low pressure season .
They are way below are class , son .
Whats with ur generation ?!
Do you realize You have a younger sister .
Who'll marry La-Nina ? "