TOW ...all the Laziness

" To err is human , and to laze divine "
- Sandeep , author of the (to-be) bestseller "You Can Laze " .

Do you have it in YOU ?
A disclaimer:
This article can make you lose focus . It can leave you dis-oriented about your goals .
Its written merely to promote the yet to be released movie, " Lakshya" ( that'll act as a catharsis and oh! , Farhan Akhtar got me a date with Preity , for writing this . )
and true to its cause , the article doesnt get anywhere .

Okay , I'm going to tell you the truth ; and the truth is not always bitter .
The Truth --> Humans were not made to WORK.
If you believe in evolution , then you will have to believe me in this .
Like Darwin put it , " Survival of the laziest " .
Fine , thats not what he said , but thats what he meant .
that is what we are created for , to do NOTHING !!
I don't think I have to convince you guys bcoz , u want to believe this .
Listen to your heart , if u listen very closely , you might be able to hear it go...laze-laze,lub-dub,laze-laze,laze-laze .... But why go for that trouble , why do all that hard-work? , you know what I'm saying is true .

That's why we invented slavery , so that they(slaves) do our work . That was untill Ab Lincoln came in.
Then we went high on designing machines . So , that we get more time to enjoy the moment .
the present . 'coz the past sucked untill we realised it didn't ; 'coz the future's gonna suck even more . So all we have is the present which sucks , but it wont much , if we do nothing .

LAZO-METRE
Here's a small test to see how lazy you are ?
( But again , you really don't have to take this test if you don't want to .Why do all this work ? )

Q. How often do you take a bath?
a) once a millenium
b) once a month
c) everyweek
d) everyday

Q. When do you start studying for the tests ?
a) I don't
b) On the morning of the test , in the college .
c) In the bus / On the bus
d) I revise for the 3rd time a day before ( this option is not open for boys )

Q. How often do you wash your car ?
a) oh! so you hafta wash the car ?!
b) no more wash-bath questions please !
c) on the fifth sunday of each month
d) every weekend

Q. Wats your most commonly used word ?
a) Yawn
b) hmmm
c) ass
d) none of the above

Laze-card :-
all A's ..................... lazier than Sandeep
2 or more A's ......... lazier than Tushar
no A's,2D's............. .you are a girl
all D's.......................Shveta ?

Not doing anything is not child's play . You need guts to do nothing . It takes a lot of courage to procrastinate work to a later date , that will never come .
But remember there is a hidden talent inside you that was suppressed by the soceity , which pops out and manifests itself on the surface every now and then .Its called Lethargy .
With this hidden intelligence , coupled with true determination, dedication, discipline and stretchy-elephants , you will gain the guts and courage to do nothing , to make others do your work (note: girls work and girls love choclates . get the connection) and to put-off work infinitely .
The soceity might be against it , but if we all stand together we can do it , we can win , we can laze !
'Coz its against nature to work and we are just playing by the rules .
The soceity is breaking the code by making us work , and trust me nature will strike back .
They won't know when its coming , they won't know how its coming ; But I'm telling ya , its coming !!
So next time your mom says you are lazy, lethargic,indolent,slothish ....
be proud of it .
'coz its okay to be lazy.
its human to be lazy .
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the guy who wears the torn " I do nothing but I do it well " tee-shirt every second day .